Almost everything in the world is awful right now but my iPhone just corrected flcking to fucking on its own and it has restored my faith in humanity.

Please Bluesky, please make social media fun again.

The temptation to post batshit crazy stuff up here for my own amusement (while Bluesky is in its infancy and very empty) is getting very strong.

It’s wicked funny bahfin’ out of the cah window aftah a ballgame at the pahk. Jeter sucks!

Great now I have someone to hold the phone and shoot a video when I buy a McValue meal for an unhoused person.

Why aren’t there more people on here? I am trying to virtue signal and nobody is paying attention to me and we all know if I do good in my this world and nobody notices then there was no point in doing something good in the first place. #gooddeedsneedtobeseen

I know there is a lot of division in the world today but can we just take a minute to agree on the fact that there are few pleasures as satisfying as the sound and feel of the first cut into construction paper with a pair of safety scissors?

Coverage of this weekend has no given nearly enough attention to the celebrity passing of Richard Moll. RIP Bull!

@jeromeesnash.bsky.social Thanks for the invite. You are a fine French Neuf de Pape in a world of Ontario cat piss!

I’m one of the first 10 followers of @kirkbburgess.bsky.social. Do yourselves a favour and get in on the ground floor and follow this social media legend!