Once we run out of space on these servers for new accounts, everyone will have to start sharing their accounts with new users. Will probably implement an 'every other hour' switcher so you can take turns with your account buddy.

The posts will be placed on a token ring network

Can the older buddy (in terms of account age, that is) pick whether they get the odd or even hours, at least? I think that would be more fair.

Hopefully your auto scaling is set up in such a way that this doesn't come to pass 😁 Alternatively, you could just turn off the create new account function 😇

Party line.

I'm looking at some prospects already 🩵👩‍❤️‍👨 Nice move

Someone is going to take this seriously and we’re all going to have to spend 6 months explaining why this can’t happen 😭 banger skeet though

American humor is something that impresses me (it wasn't a compliment) 🃏

I’m excited to get to know so many new people!

If the poster in front of you dies, pick up their phone and press on, comrades

there are several systems already doing this