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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social
I am a marine conservation biologist studying sharks and a science writer. He/him
50.9k followers672 following8.1k posts

Falling iguana season was my favorite part of Florida. When it gets cold, they pass out and fall out of trees. Some people think they’re dead and go “hey, free iguana meat” and put them in their car. The heat warms them back up, and then you have a 5 foot long pissed off lizard in your car.

A weather forecast indicating falling iguanas
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Sshawnino.bsky.social

Stew still tastes great

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JDsalvagni.org

And the hijinks ensue.

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TIsmudgiesmom.bsky.social

Epic Florida. 🤣

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Qqrik.bsky.social

Important to stab-stab lizard-thing!

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Kbestfoxes.com

People often forget that the full saying is "Every warning exists for a reason and it's usually Florida"

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JRjohnrostom.bsky.social

Do people eat a lot of iguana meat in Florida? How are people cooking their iguana?

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BJcyberlawyeryyz.bsky.social

This popped up in another feed as an example of how Americans will use any measurement system but metric.

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LSlasunshine.bsky.social

The “chicken of the trees!”

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JNjarnon.bsky.social

Iquana version of alien abduction.

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DOaferaldavid.bsky.social

Florida really is just a whole place

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social
I am a marine conservation biologist studying sharks and a science writer. He/him
50.9k followers672 following8.1k posts