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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social
I am a marine conservation biologist studying sharks and a science writer. He/him
50.4k followers668 following8k posts

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We’re gonna need a bigger cup.

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Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Disney: This cup now belongs to us. We will fill and refill it senselessly for decades.

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AMbarbapappa.bsky.social

Me: Then you haven't seen the cup ...

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Hitsherby.bsky.social

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty SysAdmin: NO DRINKS IN THE SERVER ROOM!

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Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Editor: 50% would be more exact than "half." Did you measure the cup to see how much it actually holds? What units are we talking about here? Full of what substance?

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TSswansontea.bsky.social

Cartoon by me showing a half-full glass
Optimist: Glass half-full
Pessimist: Glass half-empty
Physicist: (quantum mechanics equation showing an antisymmetric superposition of full and empty state wave functions)
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social
I am a marine conservation biologist studying sharks and a science writer. He/him
50.4k followers668 following8k posts