he looks like TRASH i need him

guys my fucking coworker who is 6 years younger than me got MARRIED. i can’t get my boyfriend to propose and i’m still jerking off to wilbur soute

😬 LOL sorry

i think one if the best wilbur reader writers on ao3 orphaned their works and its like ohhh i know you. i know who you are

i just genuinely don’t believe anyone gives enough of a fuck about shubble to care what happened to her tbh. it’s not like she’s particularly fun or entertaining she’s just bitching for no reason

it’s not A Thing it’s just a Me About Wilbur thing but i’m watching the sorry office video and watching him eat is like sexually thrilling

i don’t care about what wilbur soot did but i do care that he took THIS away from me

a serbian film is a very funny movie not subject matter wise but because this guy is like “waaaa your right hand is so special because its touched your very special dick” and its like THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL WILBUR

so here’s a post only i could make and i’m really sorry, but i’m rewatching one of my favorite films (a serbian film) (sorry i think it’s fine cinema) and you know… if wilbur soot wanted to f*ck and d*c*pitate ME

love when people are like ❤️✨ wilbur soot saved me ✨❤️ all he did for me was give me a headache. and maybe shave off a couple minutes of the time i take to cum