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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

Augie Ray • 2nd
Expert in Customer Experience (CX)
& Voice of the Customer (VoC)...
8h - ©
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"No one wants to work. Our turnover is terrible." Did you give raises over 7%, the rate of inflation, so workers got ahead? "No"
Did you give larger raises and bonuses to execs than others? "Well, yes, but..."
Did you ask people to pick up slack for those who left? "We had t..."
Did you force people to come back into the office who didn't feel safe doing so? "| mean, we...
Did you cut budget for training or shift expenses to employees working from home? "Like other com..." Did you ask people to do more with less? "Like every yea..."
Did you install digital tools to spy on employees working from home? "We need to ensu..."
Did you threaten to take salary away from remote workers who relocated? "We assess the cost of liv..." Sounds to me like people want to work, you've just made it unpalatable to work for you.
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Cgentlemancorbs.bsky.social

There are a few good folks over there.

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NHnaelhajouj.bsky.social

Exactly, people would work if they didn't have to work themselves to death with the constant fear of starvation or homelessness surrounding them on a daily basis.

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RYpavlovforgoths.com

There is nothing that makes an incompetent client or manager MORE upset than an employee knowing their work.

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Mmartinha.online

I want to read the comments on this one lol

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BKkirisaki.bsky.social

My friend had a dog named Augie, and he was a good boy. In my head, I am imagining that this is what Augie would say.

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WBuxchampion.bsky.social

Bravo! Well stated! 👏💯

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Ttoastyraptor.bsky.social

I try to be human on Linkedin. But then again, I get mandatory "social media behavior" workday training several times a year in an attempt to iron out that pesky humanness....

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Rreggiejworkshop.bsky.social

Okay, this definitely confirms that it's been a LONG time since I've ive been on LinkedIn.

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Mmatchateauwu.bsky.social

exactly, people will work if they don't have to work themselves to death under constant fear of starvation or homelessness

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FHfrankhghtwr.bsky.social

"We are in a STAFFING EMERGENCY!" "Hey, my friend wanted to join--" "Applications are closed. Tell them to apply during the proper period" "I thought you said we were in an emergency" "WE ARE THE SITUATION IS DESPERATE!" "Who can I talk to about fixing the hiring procedure then?" "No one. It's fine"

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WildBOOrillaMan 🎃 👻 ⚰️ ☠️
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla Loves Spooktober
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