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WildBOOrillaMan 🎃 👻 ⚰️ ☠️
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla Loves Spooktober
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Had me going in the first half, I’m not gonna lie The main reason why I use my own laptop is because I have other ventures that have nothing to do with my day job And this might be the other reason

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I want to connect with you, emotionally:)
I was giving a presentation to the whole office and it switched to another tab abruptly. It was porn.
I was mortified. Many were sympathetic, laughed it off and said it was just a mistake and I'm only human.
I even got a few DM slides from employees who were intrigued about my habits, but i decided to keep things professional at work by not replying until I was at home.
However, one employee Geoff came in to tell me he found it a bit inappropriate that I had a porn tab open at work.
I fired Geoff immediately.
I find being judgemental of others' innocent mistakes to be a major red flag, and it was a perfect way to root that out.
The twist?
I pulled up that porn tab on purpose.
I wanted to weed out the prudes with their outdated "don't look at porn at work" moralism. I'd never make a rookie error like that. I've been watching porn at work for 20 years.
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Kind of him to write out this free labor law case for somebody to pick up

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WildBOOrillaMan 🎃 👻 ⚰️ ☠️
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla Loves Spooktober
1.1k followers1.7k following18.1k posts