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Alaina Patterson
@willbefunorelse.bsky.social
Geriatric millenial, bird app survivor, and Cat Donaghy's mom.
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There are over 100 sales tax exemptions in Maine, enumerated in Title 36, §1760. If you call out one of them ("What's #82?") I am nearly always right, and if I'm wrong, I'm off by a margin of five. Last year for Thanksgiving, I had to Google "How to boil sweet potatoes."

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me: “how do I get to my appointment at an office I’ve been to 30 times in the past two years?” my brain: “… not sure, maybe you should plug it into google maps” me: “what was nomar garciaparra’s batting average in 2000?” my brain, instantly: “.372!”

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Alaina Patterson
@willbefunorelse.bsky.social
Geriatric millenial, bird app survivor, and Cat Donaghy's mom.
29 followers23 following200 posts
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