I was banned from Elon Musk’s site because I pointed out the neo-Nazi Stonetoss is named Hans Graebener. So please don’t tell anyone the neo-Nazi Stonetoss is Hans Graebener.

“Who’s to say, really”

You, unlearned provincial: Look at these Eras movie numbers. Nobody’s crazier than Swifties. Me, well-traveled man of culture:

X hat echt die gleichen Vibes wie ein random rechter Telegramchannel erreicht. Und ich muss sagen, dass ich lange gedacht habe, es wird schon nicht so schlimm werden. Da lag ich falsch.

if you position it just right you can turn anyone’s bluesky php into the caret symbol

Need a convo on how MD Twitter is more narcissistic than Kanye's entire catalog. Lawyer: ugh 14 hour workday only for my client to confess that he cheated on her, fml Teacher: look, kids suck, I said it Doctor: 😀GOOD MORNING to my wonderful patients who will feel my divine healing hands today😀

David Brooks, who just referred to himself as an "upper middle class journalist," bought this home on Capitol Hill in 2017. The Rapture did, in fact, happen. If you're reading this, you are now in the Bad Place.

Me: Patient: Me: Patient: Me: Does this have anything to do with the F-35 in the parking l-- Patient: I told you my eardrums burst! I can't hear you!