Need a convo on how MD Twitter is more narcissistic than Kanye's entire catalog. Lawyer: ugh 14 hour workday only for my client to confess that he cheated on her, fml Teacher: look, kids suck, I said it Doctor: 😀GOOD MORNING to my wonderful patients who will feel my divine healing hands today😀

It’s really hard to predict. It can calm me in the sense that I feel more ordered and things aren’t slipping away. But on the other hand, well… amphetamine.

High empathy vs. low empathy. Everything else flows from this.

Thought you were still on your Twitter tab, eh. Happens.

Wasn’t he also on the plane with the woman seeing the “not real” guy? Did she mean him? We deserve answers.

Social Network 2 will be a direct-to-video slapstick comedy starring Carrot Top

wait, so this billionaire couldn't even pay someone to come up with an original design? oh boy this IS the bad place

how’d you put the elon “x” on here and also why

David Brooks, who just referred to himself as an "upper middle class journalist," bought this home on Capitol Hill in 2017. The Rapture did, in fact, happen. If you're reading this, you are now in the Bad Place.