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Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
Mr. Lunch
Writer, editor, galoot. Stories in Joyland, Boulevard, StoryQuarterly and elsewhere. Contributing Editor at American Short Fiction.
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
lmfao could hear this post while reading it, perfect 10/10
Instant follow for the Martin Short deep cut.
Freaking perfect.
The “Between Two Ferns” version of this would be worse than dental surgery
Chef's kiss.
I can hear and see this crystal clear
I will always reskeet anything channeling jiminy glick
I want a show where Jimminy Glick hosts, and Randy Rainbow is the sidekick/bandleader. Why can't we have that?
Best skeet, so far, IMO.
WF
Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
Mr. Lunch
Writer, editor, galoot. Stories in Joyland, Boulevard, StoryQuarterly and elsewhere. Contributing Editor at American Short Fiction.
770 followers258 following1.2k posts