The Onion is singlehandedly keeping me sane.

Parody is the new journalism because journalism is the new parody.

Honestly the edibles and my GFs are the only things keeping me sand

It speaks more truth than mainstream media.

“Sir, we’re picking up a spike in the target’s satire levels! It’s passed ‘political commentary’!” “My God! You don’t mean…?” “That’s right, sir. We may soon be dealing with… Actual Reporting.”

I mean, he said literally the opposite in a speech today, but ok.

They've been knocking it out of the park over the last couple weeks

The Onion has been consistently putting out absolute bangers for how long now? Absolutely perfect, no notes.

Same

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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity

WASHINGTON—Explaining why the United States would not call on Israel to end its continuous airstrikes on Palestinian civilians, the White House warned Wednesday that a ceasefire in Gaza would only s...

You forgot to mentiom they stand with Israel, no matter what. www.theonion.com/the-onion-st...

‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That

The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...