my favorite justin timberlake songs

It’s actually Patrick

that’s why they call it FOOTball

do I need to watch all the earlier episodes to understand the super bowl or can i just jump right in and still enjoy the finale?

i hope all the new people on here find me and love me and maybe talk about me around town a little bitttttt

what am I supposed to do with my invites now? bury them? i don't have that kind of shovel!

if i were a gotcha journalist i’d hope somebody would describe my work as gotcha journalism at its finest.

@ityslmemes.com

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card showing a bunch of guys who look just like me fighting over really complicated shirts] lady: this means you’re going to go to the shops at the creek

You could fit Rhode Island into Alaska 425 times, but why would you?