my most horrible sick desire is in fact that bluesky eventually is able to feed me stupid jokes and slop and art from contemporary queer weirdos without it necessarily being people i manually put on my timeline

i hate to admit it but twitter had figured out what to do to get me to keep looking, and it was in fact actually feeding me shit that i liked and almost never giving me engagement bait or outrage bait

i, for one, am excited for your strange shenanigans. the bits and pieces you've dropped so far has me convinced you've found a fascinating gem that i look forward to hearing you two talk about.

if anything you can and should demand for more spoiling and pampering, imo

forcefully putting this app on my phones home screen to try to change habits

do you think the bluesky engineers like. preemptively call in extra hands to watch the systems every time elon announces something stupid

you got it wrong you never followed me we're total strangers

t'ch. unfortunate. nothing is as useful as tumblr tags, honestly, so that i can just tell people to filter "[name of fetish so that i'm not being weird here] tag" and apply it to whatever in my own post and someone else's

do i want to have two accounts on here too or do i want to just be unhinged and repel normal people who would otherwise follow me