The funny part isn't even the made up -um fruits, but that it even fucked up being wrong by including coconut lmfao Soup-brained "intelligence" going on here
I will never understand squirrel "pest control" or any forest wildlife thrown under that umbrella. Oh no they chewed your outdoor furniture?? Don't live in the woods, dumbass. Maybe take the cushions off with as much effort as it took to call and pay some guy to shoot them.
Power and internet back. Hello Bluesky, appropriately named because I don't want to see anything less than blue skies for a month at least.
I remember a particular user who followed me on twitter who was all quiet, no-politics fursuiter. *looks inside* Anddddd he follows nazi propaganda accounts. I don't care if you're also a bat, fall off the roost and fuck off.
It will walk my dog... up until the point she tugs wanting to sniff a bush, in which case it will stumble and faceplant on a concrete curb. Even if it doesn't, I don't think it understands how to communicate with a deaf animal. Yeah, no thanks.
In 2022, hurricane Ian delivered the worst flooding to my area in nearly 50 years. In 2024, hurricane Milton delivered the worst flooding to my area since Ian. ...
Update: Generator and necessary appliances working. Internet access limited to none during the day. Police and fire rescue patrolling the city with boats in tow with curfew in place. Damage in the area to trees and fences, some toppled and flattened. End of the street has houses taking in water.
Dawn is approaching, enough light to see the street is flooded. Wind direction transitioning from East to due South. Rain lessening, wind increasing.