Perfection

There seems to be plenty of stupid to go around, for everyone

I’ve been in love with this picture since 1984🏆

13 year old me in 1989, in my Batman gear from Target

The arboretum I think

Band group chats are the worst, especially with people of a certain age…

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I can’t keep candy corn in my house this time of the year, everyone eats it too fast. We all seem pretty normal and fine; functioning in society, etc. Take your bag of pink starburst over into the corner and leave us alone

They’ll get theirs

There’s no reason to kill them when they come into human spaces. A fishing net and a pair of gloves will suffice. The ones that make it into your home are usually young, terrified and have zero interested in attacking you.