bird thing so cute in first panel

Poor guy doesn’t realize he has an irresistibly juicy can

Re-reading this, and particularly the alt text, this whole time I assumed the Jizo maxxer was a Capybara, that most sagely of the animal world

This is the wildly specific gay Buddhist humour that persuades me to pay my Internet bill

entity noooo don't spiral! knit a bunch of red caps and bibs you'll win their heart eventually!