you know those shirts that have an american flag and say shit like "if this offends you go back to your country"? I want one with a Pride flag that says "if this offends you go to therapy"

so let me get this straight - I can singlehandedly rebuild a community centre, clear mines of monsters, and heal the ocean - yet I can't run for mayor?? smh

you know you've found a good youtube video when you need to switch playback speed from 1.25x to 1x

I'd really like to know who senior mint is

it honestly bothers me when people say "we don't deserve dogs" because it's such a low opinion of our worth as a human species. we all deserve unconditional love and kindness just for being alive and around, we don't need to "earn" it as a privilege.

listen - life is terrible. order that plain cheese pizza. enjoy your chicken tenders and fries. drink an entire gallon of plain milk. wgaf

is that cappuccino maker load bearing?

Not sure I'm a real person anymore tbh

Is this some kind of trick? because I am totally susceptible to those

Translate hieroglyphics like no one's watching