Tell him his hat looks dumb as shit.

I don’t know what I’m doing, but I know whatever we’re doing as a whole is wrong. I don’t know how to stop it either.

“Okay, I’ll just piss in the hallway, thanks.”

The snuggling is what makes us decent.

I am literally wearing a t-shirt at this moment that says “WEIRDO” on the front.

To be clear though, we still do it occasionally when it’s just us. Whether there’s a view factors in.

Of course, we wind up at 4 tops most of the time because of the boys with us.

We do both, depending on table / booth setup. Being on the same side lets you people watch without turning heads.

And JD is a fucking wanker.

I seem to recall a study (or perhaps studies) that compared happiness in couples who did and did not have kids. The general conclusion was equal levels of happiness, just higher highs and lower low for those with kids. The wild swings bit feels true.