Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?

Really wishing Bluesky had a bookmark function rn.

it’s my party, I’ll masturbate if I want to

“masturbating right now” i’m fucking crying

Saved to notes, thank you!

🌹I need this on a business card

lol I remember seeing this for the first time

I'm going to screenshot this, not because I don't want to give you views, but because I foresee using this too much to remember where I left the link to it.

If only I was this bold to say to scammers "Can't chat, fapping to porn."

Saving this for the inevitable Discourse flood

This post is 🤌