Oh i- WAIT 11 PHDS?!?

Cant you like.. just, look inside it?

Woah, that's uh, wait.. How does it dispense health?

Hey! What's that? Seems like a cool lil trinket!

CHOCOLATE??!?!

Thats... Thats not a cake-

//i like how peaceful this is, theres not a parody of every character imaginable yet

Sure! I have one right here fresh outa my travel factory!

I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!

Yeah, its a bit odd...