The game doesn't really start until you begin clearing out the hordes, then it gets really good. Get used to leaving the bike facing the other way so that you can reach it in time and make it out of there.

The book is odd too, with an ending that is at odds with the sense of dread of what went on before. As much as I love Ray Bradbury's short stories, his novels can be really disappointing sometimes. It's one of those rare occasions where the film is as good as the book, because both are letdowns.

It started out as a growth on his bum.

I'd watch this. I also think that he'd make an interesting Doctor Who.

"The bad news- exploration team Alpha are all dead. The good news is, we recovered the bodies and get to make that sweet patio extension."

Admirable politics aside, this image has both the far Right and structural engineers the world over screaming "Noooooooooooo!"

Those are his best by far. The rest are either homages to Calvino, Borges etc, but without the quality. Queen Loana is ok, but avoid Baudolino, which is a one-joke idea which stays well past its welcome. His essays are still great though, and Art & Beauty in the Middle Ages is a total gem of a book.

Unelectable fuckup doubles down on what made him unelectable, thinking that this time it couldn't possibly fail.

Paedophile Blackface is possibly the worst form of Blackface.

...at the request of his then girlfriend, Whoopi Goldberg, who thought, wrongly, that it would be hilarious. People always forget the 'Danson didn't want to do it' part.