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A cascading nexus of happenstance
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JHjlp.bsky.social

I’m basically like a genius futurist who will usher in a new dawn for humankind as a spacefaring civilization and I also believe in mid 20th century gender roles

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TOtheonion.com

"Besides MBS’s polycule with our three deputy managing editors and his torrid three-way love affair with columnists Gail Collins and Bret Stephens, several of our copy editors are in situationships with him."

‘New York Times’ Fails To Disclose That Every Editor Dating Mohammed Bin Salman
‘New York Times’ Fails To Disclose That Every Editor Dating Mohammed Bin Salman

NEW YORK—Readers across the country were reportedly criticizing The New York Times Monday for publishing a positive article about the leadership of Saudi Arabia that failed to disclose that every edit...

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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherchĂ© subcultures”

The meme of the dad and son from American Chopper arguing. 

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American Chopper memes are compelling rhetorical devices that could be taught in schools!

They are impenetrable walls of text serving only as exceedingly dry in-jokes for the recherché subcultures already familiar with their subjects!


They brilliantly employ American Chopper as a low-brow "carrier wave " to entice people to read about ideas they otherwise wouldn't!

THEY HAVE NONE OF THE BREVITY AND ENERGY OF GOOD MEMES, AND THEY SUBSTITUTE FAUX-ACADEMIC LOGORRHEA FOR WIT!

THIS IS THE ONLY MEME FORMAT THAT ACKNOWLEDGES THE EXISTENCE OF COMPETING INFORMATION, AND AS SUCH IT IS THE ONLY FORMAT SUITED TO THE COMPLEXITY OF OUR WORLD!
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KMastrokatie.com

lol someone is impersonating me (please block and report if you see them)

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PMparismarx.bsky.social

A total ban is the only sane policy for Airbnb. There obviously needs to be accommodation in cities for visitors, but that shouldn’t be at the expense of housing units for people who actually live there. More governments should follow Barcelona’s lead.

Barcelona Plans to Ban All Short-Term Rentals for Tourists From 2029
Barcelona Plans to Ban All Short-Term Rentals for Tourists From 2029

Barcelona plans to enact a citywide ban on all short-term rentals to address complaints that tourism is to blame for a local housing crisis and soaring rents.

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Official act. Immune.

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Woobie
@woobiemagnus.bsky.social
A cascading nexus of happenstance
19 followers54 following497 posts