Roses are red, Lilies are white...

If you vote legally, he's going to jail.

I'm doing one of those escape rooms on Monday. Well work... I'm going to work but trying to figure out how to get out of it.

I hate when people say its a quarter till 9pm. Man just say its 8:75pm

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sometimes all it takes to find your faith is a police investigation into your long history of sexual assault 🙏🏻

What an absolutely ridiculous vehicle that is. I'm certain he drew that as a child, someone mocked him and he decided he'd prove them wrong one day. They were right to mock him.

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Crashing into a fire hydrant causes water to soak a cybertruck and it catches on fire. No, no, I don't understand. www.valleycentral.com/news/local-n...

Cybertruck on fire in front of Bass Pro Shop in Harlingen

HARLINGEN, Texas (ValleyCentral) — Fire crews are at the scene of a single-vehicle crash in Harlingen where a Tesla Cybertruck has caught fire. The crash took place at 4:45 p.m. between Sam’s…

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@louisehoughton.bsky.social I feel blessed.