You’re trying to chip my teeth, aren’t you!

That’s perfect 😍

Also with a Coke Zero, I see. Now I’m hungry.

I’m a furnace, daddy will warm you up

Cuz in the morning, we’re having waffles

Stop posting your birthday online for the bots to collect data on you and break into your financial accounts.

I’ve been waiting for someone to figure this out…

I guess you’ll need to go shirtless then ;)

This is my favorite color for a shirt