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Hedge academic, database wrangler. Often wrong, but not incorrect. linktr.ee/wordcountess
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good morning from the FACE CRAVING PUMKINS ($5.99) at my local market

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My mom's getting divorced tomorrow after 30 years, so all royalties from my short story this month will go to getting her something nice for Christmas. books2read.com/u/b6Pzgx Read the story of how one woman survives the unthinkable: a tornado AND a stranger in her storm shelter.

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The ironic curse of Donald Trump is that he so desperately craves the respect and approval of people who will always despise him, but has achieved the worshipful adulation of people he himself despises and holds in contempt.

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Synchronicity II coming on the radio during horrific traffic on the way to work is synchronicity

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CRculturalgutter.bsky.social

Tonight at 8 pm ET / 5 pm PT, join #DriveInMobwww.driveinmob.com#DriveInMob

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I will remember this exchange for as long as I live.

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Folks who weren't watching along will assume this is hyperbole but the thing is, it's not

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CJostrichson.bsky.social

Stupid brain. We've been over this. We have to stop being surprised by dumb shit conservatives do and say. They've transcended parody. There's no bottom.

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Explaining the plot of “Amok Time” to my stepdaughter.

A text to my stepdaughter explaining the plot of the Star Trek episode Amok Time:

They actually took him to Vulcan so he could fuck his wife and everyone was like “your WHAT????” and he was like “please captain, my testicles need my wife or I will die of horny” and they got there and she was like “I’m divorcing your ass for a doctor” which involves a fight to the death and because she was a girl she was like “lmao, and Kirk has to fight for me” so they wrestle sweatily until Spock kills Kirk and they all go back to the enterprise and Spock is like “Jim, my beloved, my only, my heart, what have I done” and Kirk pops up like “nothing, darling, the doctor gave me some Fake Death Juice” and everyone laughed I am not even a little bit making any of this up.
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This guy is running for Congress in one of the tightest races in Virginia. He is single, so he borrowed a family for photos. Check out the NYT caption. These people are... weird.

Derrick Anderson, who is running for an open seat in Virginia's Seventh District, in a photo with the wife and children of a longtime friend.
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@wordcountess.bsky.social
Hedge academic, database wrangler. Often wrong, but not incorrect. linktr.ee/wordcountess
135 followers140 following817 posts