> wears glasses > is gay > has been to new york city there are only two possibilities

this is not acceptable

stay strong Vippie, God loves you so much

i become nauseated preemptively, before the vehicle is even in motion, which might say something grim about my psyche

now were talkin

you're correct aAnd slovenly roommates are legitimate targets for offensive actions imo

Hype

you are not ready for now holly and jolly and In The Spirit i will become this year

i got this one though, which remains the funniest thing ive ever read

if your penis causes you to sin, cut it off. This is my biblically informed advice