A philosophy grad student I hang with here in Kyiv connected Jakob Böhme to Hegelian dialectic after reading half a paragraph from Wikipedia. It’s a good hot take.

Mine would just invent the fanciest ever method of cheating so they could punch me in the face without ever having to know a single thing about algebra

Three of my best students absolutely losing their minds over a computer adaptive test because they’re not used to being asked questions they don’t know the answer of

@dcps our principal scheduled a fire drill during standardized testing today. I can’t even fathom the mindset that puts scheduling these two events simultaneously

“One bottle of vermouth should last the entire war” okay but have you considered boulevardiers?

Referring to my students as “chat”

Girls be like I wanna grow my hair out longer so I’m gonna get a haircut

Any #rstats people here know a good library for the Bluesky API? I want to make bots again.

As of today my erdös number is 8.