you should not waste one iota of your day fretting over imposter syndrome when there are actual CEOs posting things like "movies are going to become video games."

current status: no longer accepting applications to kiss husbands

"How are we planning to improve the city? Glad you asked," the councilman said as he proceeded to funnel six pounds of pigeon feathers down his throat.

Them: I vote with my heart. Also them: I vote with my brain. Me: I vote with the aberrant appendages of the unfathomable entities that plot from their veiled sanctums within the accursed edifices of aeons past. Their whispers carry horrific hues, staining the fabric of reality with dread.

My local bakery has the most delicious pain au chocolat I ever had. One morning, I asked the demure baker what her secret was. She took me to the kitchen to show me. She unhinged her jaw and retched up a small, yellow, veiny sac. She tore it open and handed me the pain inside. Delicious and warm!

Hi everyone! I'm new here so I thought I'd take the time to introduce myself, but thoughts are fleeting spasms of pictures and colors generated from the electrical patterns of a self-absorbed flesh organ, meaningless, truly, as we await the leprous tendril-fingered embrace of the Great Old Ones.