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i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
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The Aurora Boreanaz was amazing.

The Aurora Boreanaz
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Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

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I am unimpressed

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My friend just said she's not boycotting Eurovision because "it feels weird not watching it" bc she's watched it every year

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Apr 25th - The perfect date, it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. 📽️📅 Miss Congeniality (2000)

2 Screenshots from the movie, showing an man at a female beauty contest, asking one of the contestants infront of a crowd to "Describe your perfect date." She replies, "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket"
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@chucktingle.bsky.social next book idea?

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at their own computers, calmly doing their own thing as Green suddenly becomes aware of the passage of time, blinking in sudden alarm.

Blue does not notice as Green turns his head to look at him. Blue becomes startled as Green suddenly starts yelling.
Green: Your appointment! We forgot your app-

Perfectly calm, Blue looks at Green with mild confusion. Green settles down.
Blue: ...It's in two hours.
Green: Oh.
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