And you can also forget your geiger counter in the radiation machine

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Ow, my butt

F-

I have some bad news for you about coal...

Might I recommend learning about giant sea bass?

Just nudge it a little so it wakes up to roll over and stop snoring.

inedamame

Uuuuuuuuuuugh This is the worst idea I've ever heard Just stop

Most of the time when I see cops these days, they're just hanging out in their cars, staring at their cell phones. Since they're not even doing anything, we don't really need them, right?