I love when we get a new white boy to look at 😃

Don't worry, me from 30 minutes ago, you made dinner and it is so tastey :)

2 wine coolers deep idk what this says help me

Don’t say that

columbo, looking directly into the eyes of the guiltiest looking man on earth: we gotta find this maniac

Me when my parents got me the Ouya for my birthday one year

I got permanently banned so I kinda have to

ok sorry if this is mean or uncomfy but if ur spaceship game doesnt have huge railguns that go mmmrreeeewwwwPCHTUNG when it shoots then fuck off!!!

Cautiously excited for dragon age