“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
BREAKING: in a 9-0 decision, the black-robed Supreme Injustices of Mordor have ruled that the Dark Lord has immunity for official acts undertaken while wielding the One ring to rule them all.
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BILBO: Happy Friday! GANDALF: What do you mean? Do you wish me a happy Friday, or mean that it is a happy Friday whether I want it or not; or that you feel happy this Friday; or that it is a Friday to be happy on? BILBO: All of them at once, I suppose.
"to the tune of GROND" might be my favorite musical notation I've ever read hahaha
