They think I'm impetsonating?! This is an assault on free speech! This would never happen on X!

Gawd bless 'merica. Ain't no other land where you can worship a 100 foot tall Kairiju.

Howdy.

Hahahaha, this is so very funny! Almost as funny as the new LLM available to our premium tier users over at X!

Look at this picture of my beautiful head! Generative AI is so quirky and fun!

Hello fellow cool kids! Come back to X so you can have an NFT as your profile picture!

Hey! Come back to X! We open-sourced our recommendation algorithm to emulate the good faith of foss developers!

What's up, bsky?