I love that I see a "Raw Story" headline on Bluesky about JD Vance and "explicit dolphin-based search history" and immediately run with it, giving precisely *zero* shits about the veracity of the story.

Because, and I truly cannot stress this enough, fuck that guy and his racist, misogynistic, and fascistic plans for this country. Hence, couch-fucker and, now, dolphin-chaser.