Sarumon dude, your staff is like, totally broken.

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Totally due," said Gandalf, "and so does every bro and babe these days. But that’s like totally not up to us. Like all we can do is get back on the board and chase another wave, ya know?” Gandalf paused, then added, “Surf’s up, dude!”