Date Line xkcd.com/2854

Everyone who has ever worn a bra is wincing rn

Tell them they can take their time fixing it. I'm in no hurry.

This reads like an SCP report.

Wasn’t Dateline before Tinder

Alas ifit's snagged on the international date line, it's not NASA you need to talk to, but New Zealand's Rocket Lab which sent that baby up

💕🤪

I always get rocket snagged on my date’s line if you catch my drift, wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more. I affix her line with eruca vesicaria every time we go fishing. The fish arugula moon.

Of course that had to happen on a workday.

Been watching a lot of Loki, eh?

We should try deploying one of them quantum brakes I’ve been hearing a lot about