sometimes i forget that Twitter isn’t even old enough to vote. Twitter is a sickly Victorian child dying of consumption

But have you played the bandle? I got fly away by Lenny kravitz just by the drum beat the other day.

Just finished my last knead for this jalapeño cheddar sourdough loaf with my homegrown jalapeños 😋

Took my youngest shopping today for a black jumpsuit for a chamber choir concert next week. We found a gorgeous black Calvin Klein jumpsuit in exactly her size for $30 at Ross.

This Tennessee girl in Alabama is living her best life right now. 🥰

I had $90 worth of legos in my arms at kohls and I put them all back…please clap.

I’m nearly 40 years old and I was into comic book movies before being into comic book movies was cool.

I literally could not help myself. I’ll let yall know how it is after breakfast tomorrow.

Pajama princess checking in. Can I make you dinner?

When I was your age, we didn't have emojis to convey complicated emotions & we had to make mix tapes.