My wife just reminded me that I have to go to a Hootie and the Blowfish concert tonight.

Tried to get here late, but 40 minutes after the start time and it hasn't even begun yet.

oh it won't be too bad, we can go together. here, hold my hand.

Oof. Well, there will probably be drinks to get ya through it! (Unless you actually like them, then don’t take this reply seriously or offensive)

There's still time. You do have options.