It's where Tim Apple lives.

This is concentrated essence of dad joke. 2000 women got pregnant just by reading this.

Say "Raymond Noodles" and see if she corrects you.

A helpful rhyme... If she don't got that Habsburg jaw, Imma say 'Naw'.

I accidentally bought the Ground Björk once. I asked a lady in the meat department if it was a typo, but she just kept telling me ,"Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhh."

Hillary Clinton: "But what I do have are a very particular set of skills."

I would pay money to see this person clean and cook a fish.

At a quick glance, I read, "The U.S. men's basketball team went topless..."

Why didn't Kamala attend the magical bullshit not-really-money meeting? I bet she doesn't even attend the Beanie Baby council sessions either. #FeelingsHurt

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