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The name's General Public. I'm a SubGenius in charge of the X-ist Alien Space Armada that'll destroy Earth on July 5, 1998. I'm also a Lemon Party US President.
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Happy Friday the 13th! This is a very special holiday in October because if you reverse the digits you get October 31st, Halloween!

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now i know why sometimes people who hear my voice on the phone think i’m a woman lol i like my voice tho, like if i ever decided to go trans, i already have a voice like a girl i’m a cis guy but still, i already talk like a girl and do uptalk and say “like” a lot, would require zero voice training

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this happened to me too except my followers weren’t removed by a bluesky update, they got taken up in the rupture, to the pleasure saucers, and are with the alien sex goddesses on the way to planet x now

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ah i just invited 3 new people to bluesky, i hope they get along with us existing users, i had 3 invite codes laying around

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neon genesis evangelion and end of evangelion are nonfiction btw the rebuild of evangelion movies are completely made up, though

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if i ever appear inactive for more than a few days, don’t worry, i’m probably just dead or kidnapped or abducted by aliens or trapped in the middle of nowhere with no internet or inside the stomach of a huge dinosaur or isekai’d to another world or stuck inside a virtual reality machine or something

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my profile picture is a piece of pixel art i drew myself called the TriPipe, like the recycling symbol... 3 pipes all smoking each other, with “bob” in the center, and the “o” in “bob” is a dobbshead, and the B’s are actually the number 13, so it’s actually the number 13013 it is epic subgenius art

this image was already described in my post, just read my post for the description

it’s a really cool image, i drew it myself, very proud of it

if you don’t like it, you have bad taste because this is obviously the greatest piece of art ever made by anyone ever

that’s just a fact, you can look it up

and i made this greatest piece of art ever made despite having absolutely zero artistic talent at all, it’s a miracle!

praise “bob”! EIEIEIEIEI!

you may now stop reading forever.
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the bluesky team should maybe hire people with better opinions for their mod team like, the kinds of opinions that are popular among the people i follow on here, people who would be happy to see both elon and zuck have comically large grand pianos mysteriously fall out of the sky onto them

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did you know that all works of fiction are actually true? there is literally a school of thought in philosophy that believes this shit, called modal realism, devised by the philosopher david lewis... it’s crazy but also awesome, so i pretend to believe it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modal_realism

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once a bird pooped on my cousin’s head later, she won an oscar

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@yetisyny.bsky.social
The name's General Public. I'm a SubGenius in charge of the X-ist Alien Space Armada that'll destroy Earth on July 5, 1998. I'm also a Lemon Party US President.
112 followers295 following203 posts