A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes

And that's how you make roasted murderer

No seasoning? I'm with the murderer.

Sorry, unclear. What went in the oven? Murderer or sweet potato? If sweet potato... you okay??

I laughed way too hard at that. Thank you Ygrene.

🤣🤣🤣

Do you realize that now if someone put you in a microwave, you’d explode?

“Tonight, on Bluesky Writes Scary Movie 6…”

murderer got tired

Murderer switches to slashing attacks, takes out bundle of chives

Sounds like an anime about a kung fu master-cum-chef