the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way

It’s just natural cotton candy, but it is an acquired taste. Most people are used to the synthetic crap they hand out at fairs and sports games

the updated guidebook my vulcan superiors gave me before my first extended stay on Earth suggested you could eat the lint with a bit of sriracha. First time doing Earth laundry reminded me of my grandma’s plomeek soup.

Add milk. It’s in the recipe for fucks sake

Ketchup covers a multitude of sins.

Have you considered sacrificing some of it to a fire god outside? It really does burn well

But it makes your poop so fluffy

Put that chili crisp stuff on it and I could at least help you

Lintburger

I thought you were supposed to fuck it.