Hey, @support.bsky.team I got this error message when I tried to do a search and it also crashed the app? I had to reset my iPad to log in again.

My sis was a teacher at a jr high.She told how a colleague wrote a note, sealed it, & gave it to a student.”Bill, takes this note to Ms Smith.It’s urgent.Don’t read the note, it’s just for her.” Bill runs to Ms Smith’s class with the note. Ms Smith opens it. It says “check out the ears on this kid”

When I was a small child, I badgered my dad to take me to a movie in Hollywood, because I thought it’d be glamorous. He finally relented & took me to a new Dick Van Dyke film that had just opened. So we plop down in our seats, expecting Mary Poppins & saw Cold Turkey, and I’m so glad! #RIPBobNewhart

The yacht orcas are our best chance at having a real Supreme Court for the next few years

I had laser eye surgery for a retinal tear on Monday, and the doc said there was no aftercare or special instrux. But multiple eye sites say “avoid heavy lifting and gardening” which I find weirdly specific. Not “no scuba diving” or “ABSOLUTELY NO TAP DANCING”

(leans toward attorney) is that good

I’ve got my Mark Slackmeyer image ready….

I don’t particularly care for this Beatle