My mother had a copy of his book Burr on the bookshelf. The spine just says 'GORE VIDAL BURR', and for years as a child I could not at all tell which part was name and which part was title. The most likely option seemed to be that the book was called Gore and was by some dude called Vidal Burr.

Paul's contract presumably will forbid him from saying anything controversial.

I was going to raise you a Michael Hutchence, who had better curls, but I don't think he ever had the earrings.

I went to their big party and nobody cared! I mean, nobody noticed! I mean, I went undetected... yeah. Haha.

'Only chumps stick around to watch the support act bro'

He's the tuber-centric casserole of political candidates.

Yep, he's still well in the middle 50% of his diatribe bell curve.

It feels like T thinks junk food is awesome and everyone should be eating it all the time and cutlery is Sad, whereas Harris and Walz realise road trips specifically are a good time for snacks.

Not knowing things is literally attractive to their base.

God, I wish.