Muting myself in the zoom call to lean down and sip from a crystal clear woodland stream

i live here

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

how much are we talking

one day, my log will have something to say about this 🏔️🏔️

if i was David Lynch i would tweet “Mulholland Drive was Betty/Veronica slashfic” and turn off my phone

When I get a follow from an old twitter mutual

i think they should pass a law that if you breakup midway through a lease your landlord has to immediately let you break the lease and the gov pays for your new studio.

Jjpbrammer.bsky.socialOct 6, 2023 1:51pm

It's (FREE!) ¡Hola Papi! column day. I answer the question: Can exes be roommates? holapapi.substack.com/p/can-exes-b...

Can Exes Be Roommates?

Papi, it sure would bring my rent down

if i gave birth to the eraserhead baby i would take such good care of it

I’ll never understand confidently asserting regional cuisines into firm hierarchies. does not each perfect meal that blesses us in life contain its own private universe of textures, flavors, and vibes? or is query naive…