why can't i rehydrate by soaking in water like amphibians

just had a random thought: if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans

I spotted a subaru wrx

@akalkadushman.bsky.social you're so fucking cursed!

perfect cap for me

#photography

wdym mai mentally unstable hu?!

I am currently sitting at a coffee shop and I heard someone say something completely ridiculous and i just forgot to hide my expressions for a minute and i was like woah i didn't mean to make that face out loud

I am not well appreciated for my fantastic cooking :( Sucks to be me!