🥲 i wonder if things actually get better atp…

my phone microphone smells so bad because i farted on it twice

hey, i just saw the quote and i would like to apologize because i didn’t know that the post that i’ve made a comment on was about your dead spouse which is not an excuse but a reasoning.

I farted on my phone microphone and it smells so bad

Can I fart in Greg’s face?

Do squirrels like to be farted on?

I love to fart!

beachhh!!!

chinese broccoli??

nails r slaying 😝