Or in metaphor: some guy you know called Tim Waters persuades you to lend him £100 so he can buy some pipes he's going to install in some blokes house. Trouble is, Tim's a fuckwit and he doesn't buy the pipes. Intead he gives all the money to a Mr Macquarie, who he met in the toilet. (1/3)Or in metaphor: some guy you know called Tim Waters persuades you to lend him £100 so he can buy some pipes he's going to install in some blokes house. Trouble is, Tim's a fuckwit and he doesn't buy the pipes. Intead he gives all the money to a Mr Macquarie, who he met in the toilet. (1/3)

(2/2) Mr Macquarie has pissed off back to Australia so now Tim has no money and no pipes and the bloke whose house it was is livid because his toilet is leaking shit everywhere. What's the solution?(2/2) Mr Macquarie has pissed off back to Australia so now Tim has no money and no pipes and the bloke whose house it was is livid because his toilet is leaking shit everywhere. What's the solution?