squirt’s like WHY IS THAT SPIDER SO BIG

thinking i need sparkly shoes of some sort

i love the free for all soda machine in this bingo hall

i always forget there are remotes. theyre luxurious

living for my liminal hotel room right now. look how flat the pillow is

people in utah and arizona have more personal boats per capital than anywhere else i’ve ever lived i swear. and i used to live in connecticut

if you’ve ever ridden in my truck you’d know that you are sharing the cab with 2 skeletons: mine +1

soo excited about how many skeletons i’m seeing around town

i love when you finally enter the cool house parties bubble in town: not the binge drinking kind, but the “i put a lot of time and thought into everything” kind

when people say “wow that feels like yesterday…” i’m like: no???? it literally feels # years ago